sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
I can no longer count the number of girls I've banged on my fingers and toes. It's like being born again.
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
He used the ring emoji and we've gone out four times. What is my life.
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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