I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
Woke up. Made a pizza. Burnt it. Going back to bed cuz today sucks
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
True strength comes from lack of pants
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
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