She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Why don't I have your new number? And who have I been texting?
take the plastic off of my new air freshener and i'm not going to eat you out for a month.
A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
Never in my life did I dream that I would meet and NFL linesman, let alone that he would be standing before me dressed as a Roman centurion and asking for Vaseline.
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
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