I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
Don't take advice from me. I'm simultaneously shitting and eating cheesecake.
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
Randomize
