Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
Remember that time I came into your room after taking a muscle relaxant and we argued about what state has the longest coastline?
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
I'm twenty-five. I'm too old to be watching my friend throw up in Chipolte Parking lot.
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
i wasnt laughing because you were puking, i was laughing because three yards away there was a couple seriously getting it on
continuing my moment killer tradition in the best possible way
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
Omg I joined a choir last night...
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