They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
...you put a chicken patty in my toaster last night..
you will always have a special place in my vag
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
I caught myself flirting with clients today. Someone needs to take me to pound town before I self destruct. This is a code red. I repeat code red.
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
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