i should go to a nude beach and wear just a condom, then ill have tan lines on my dick
hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
A log hopped out of the fireplace and caught the carpet on fire. Good summary of this election if you ask me.
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
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