either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
Dude I was fucking my girl on the couch and her dog came up and licked my balls. Does that mean we just had a threesome?
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
THAT BEAUTIFUL FACE AND HEAVENLY LIGHTING IS NOT HELPING THE NOT DEAD POINT HOW DO I NOT KNOW YOU ARE NOT TEXTING ME FROM THE AFTERLIFE
The after life smells like latex gloves and hand soap
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
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