i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
A few things for you to consider: 1. Drunk enough that I'm looking up the dictionary definition of Wish. 2. Dictionary.com has new features. 3. Windows is offering me 500 business cards for 5 bucks. 4. I've always wanted a card that says I'm a ninja
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
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