I just had unprotected sex with a stranger. but i did him wearing nothing but my pearls. so its classy.
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
sex in a hospital.. check
I was trying to remember why my knees hurt then I remembered I was twerking on the countertops.
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
We smell like vodka and hangover
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