mark looks like s**t tonight! thank da lawd we broke up!
it's mark...i'm guessing you didn't mean to send that to me...
oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
What if for Halloween I paint my self gold and make sandwiches for everyone? I'd be a trophy wife! Get it?
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
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