Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
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