My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
i just google imaged poop.
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
I just conducted a skype meeting drunk and in the middle of a cornfield. I don't even think they noticed.
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
I wish the guy in the stall next to me would stop moaning while taking a dump.
I wish you'd stop texting me from the toilet.
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