You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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