I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
and i walked downstairs to find my brother using nunchucks, and making the appropriate noises. i simply asked "why"; his reply? "why the fuck do you think?". i love my family.
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