I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry.
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
Randomize
