He jizzed my face. I had to ask for a washcloth. He ran his underwear under the water and handed them to me. Not so romantic.
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
...I can smell the alcohol on your breath through that text
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
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