She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
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