it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
I woke up to 76 pages of e's, r's, d's, and f's from when I fell asleep for 3 hours on my laptop keyboard trying to write that paper.
If I come home tho and find u passed out naked in my bed with the bottle of crown empty, we're gonna have issues.
I'm sorry, I can't help the fact that I like to sleep naked, and I like booze, together it looks bad, yes.
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
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