Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
Since when is my name a synonym for head?
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
he fucked my hip out of place.
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
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