so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
So i wrote 'don't sex me' on my stomach, so that if we got to a point where my shirt is off - he would know how i really feel, not just the alcohol talking
how did that work out?
Well, all the water washed it off, so we ended up fucking since i didn't have my reminder...
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
Randomize
