He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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