can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
Thanks for telling my landlord that the poop stain was yours and not my secret dog.
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
She just started grabbing all the hospital's rubber gloves and face masks and shoving them in her purse, saying, "My tax money paid for these!"
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
he asked me why I let you steal the gnome, and you jumped out of the bathroom, yelled "you know why!" and ran outside with said gnome
Randomize
