whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
I feel bad for the person that has to clean the dishes that I peed on last night.
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
Someone just told me I could double date with them and their dog as my date. This is why the suicide rates are so high at the holidays.
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
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