U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
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I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
Thank god I work in a lab. This pinkeye is out of control and my safety glasses are the only thing stopping me from digging at my eye with a pen
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
Best and worst whiskey dick ever. I am hungover and can't move from the hours of sex, he on the other hand has a raw bruised dick. I win.
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