I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
I woke up on a park bench with a nice homeless guy waking me up. I bought us Carl's Jr. Best birthday ever!
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
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