the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
well most of my day revolves around power hour
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
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