We played Rock, Paper, Scissors last night to see who was the least drunk to drive.
The Rock won.
weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
he asked me to marry him on one of those scrolling message belt buckels.... what now?
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
We talked him into tasing himself.
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
I successfully navigated a full, lengthy interaction with my dad in which he never asked me if I was freshly baked. 10 points.
You randomly sent me a black Santa Claus emoji at 2am. I think alcohol was involved.
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
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