It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
Bath mats should not be used at mops. they don't work. consider this a drunk psa
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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