Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
last night this guy was hitting on me by showing me the famous people he had in his contacts on his cell... when he asked me if i knew lindsay lohan, i said "whose that? sounds asian"
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
Idk if my headache is from the alcohol, the pot brownies, or being dragged down 8 flights of stairs by my ankles because i passed out in the 12th floor girls bathroom by you. Probably a combo of all three.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
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