try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
you insisted on breathalizing me with a inhaler.
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You. Win. At. Life.
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
I don't deserve a penis
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
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