Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
Washing the last semen-stained shirt you have really solidifies a breakup. It just got real.
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
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