he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
Can my mom come with to the bar? Prince just died and I feel like I need to take her out to cheer her up.
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
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