His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
When i woke up this morning she asked me 'when did you first find out that you could see the future.' I gotta stop drinking.
Can't wait to go see my drug dealers baby being born. He rolled all of the "it's a boy" cigars into blunts.
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
Trying to take a nap and my brain decides to play "lets have flashbacks every time you blew it with a chick in college". It's a montage of stupidity and youthful inexperience. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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