i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
Why hello there Olivia! How are you today on this fine and most wonderful morning full of magic and adventure and awesomeness?
Someone just got laid.
I locked the porch door but I left a spare key on top of the keg on the side of the house
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
She wasnt impressed wen i brought a guy for her back with me, a 3am impromptu sperm donor is not a gd birthday present. Im a bad gf.
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
At the end of the date, he asked if he could kiss me. I really wanted to say "dude, I didn't shave for nothing"
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
A dude just looked at me like my drunk swaying was corrupting his progeny DUDE YOUR KID HAS A MULLET YOU'VE ALREADY RUINED HIM
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
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