we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
I made two strippers play rock paper scissors to see who would give me a lap dance last night
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
I shit you not. I was sitting on Brian's balcony...still drunk from the night before, and a hummingbird flew onto the patio, stared me right in the face and flew away. I feel like it was God's way of telling me, "Stop drinking."
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
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