she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
Just did a keg stand the dropped my phone in the toilet. Sorry for partying.
You did a keg stand on the toilet?!
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
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