I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
i woke up with my wallet keys and phone missing and a treasure map to find them stapled to my shirt.
haha i know
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
My bed smells like the plague
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