what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
I'm relatively certain my chiropractor just judged me for admitting that my back is misaligned from the sex we had last night...
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
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