I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
She's kind of holyer-than-thou, like god himself came down and said "please cock block your roommate at every opportunity, and if you think she's thinking of sex, tell her she's a whore"
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