I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
He called me on my way to the bathroom and told me he wanted to hear me pee my beers out... That. Drunk.
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
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