He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
An open call to all exes! i have a drunk text policy that requires i delete any and all texts after drink 3, however i have reason to believe i have done something stupid. if i have texted you that "I love you", "miss you" and/or conveyed any interest in getting back together with you in the last 24 hours i was belligerent and lying. That is all.
Dude. I'm busy doing PR for America. FOR AMERICA. Europeans think we can't handle liquor.
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
My day in three words: secret purse cake
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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