There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
peeing is so easy when youre drunk. you just tell your body to pee and it pees.
your idea of a balenced meal is a microwave frozen burrito, a cup of ramen noodles, and a can of budlight. honestly tell me how your resolution is to lose weight,
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
Being drunk is way better. Seriously, I just licked your brother to make sure my spit was actually real.
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
Just realized I've gone to court three different times with papers and a joint roller in my briefcase. #lawyeroftheyear
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.
Randomize
