Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
If you want to borrow my flask for all future interviews as a good luck charm because your last one went so well with it in your suit pocket, just let me know
And I was chasing apple pie moonshine (provided by cops) with bud light limeys. In a golf cart, wearing a tiara.
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
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