"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
I woke up with a new Tiffanys necklace on. I'm such a classy drunk.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
I wish drunk me wasn't so into manscaping. Or at least good at it. Either or really
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
you made out with another girl for some wings
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
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