Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
Just had perfomance review. I was told the best example of my integrity was when I told my boss I was going to fail the random drug test due to my weekend coke binge. She said that took a lot of character.
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
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