so let's talk penis.
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
GOING OUT OF BUSINESS: we're having a foreclosure party tonight...We'll also be raffling off a washer/dryer, microwave and a white tiger head.
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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