Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
he was CRYING into my vagina
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
There's always time for handjobs
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
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