It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
"Nobody needs to know that I have a vibrating butt plug and nobody needs to know that I'm probably gonna start wearing it at work"
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
Dick very happy bro
the cop found his r2d2 bong and asked me if i ever smoked out of him. i'm like, no sir. he's like ahh. if i were to smoke, it'd definitely be out of some star wars character.
easily made my night.
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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