doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
All the alcohol I spilled on myself must have acted as a disinfectant or something. I haven't showered in three days and I still don't have a staph infection from sleeping on the lawn with you.
how did operation slutty penguin go?
pretty epic. there was a guy who was also dressed as a penguin. i asked him if he would keep my eggs warm while i went fishing for the winter
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
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