I woke up in a strange girl's bed and rifled through her mail to get her name.
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
i'm surprised you didn't wake up. like i literally came when he was fingering me as i was spooning with you and all you did was mumble "that's a good idea, mom" and pull the sheets away from me.
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
My roommate just woke up to me masturbating in our room. I figured this would happen eventually.
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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