my room smells like sperm. sweet.
Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
Theres a live mouse in the toilet. Goddamn you this is why I don't party here
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
Can you bring home an IV stand and an empty bag so I can direct inject coffee for work tomorrow morning?
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
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