She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
I'm still drunk, my mom is throwing up, and there is a random Irish guy out getting our house breakfast right now. Wednesday's are my bitch.
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
She's like a cask of Amontillado. Very tempting if I was drunk, but sober, I know I'll get fucked over in the end.
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