Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
I broke up with him in the bar & then asked him if he wanted to have a contest to see who gets the most numbers. I say I took that break up well
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
My ex wife just asked to go over our divorce papers and for sex in the same text
And I'm still awake, and you left me. Like the guy on Jurassic Park, that jumped out of the car expecting me to save myself while there is a man eating T-rex ready to tear my ass apart except theres a mathematician and paleontologist there to save me because they are bad asses.
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
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